19 November 2008

ShamWOW!

Five sure-fire ways to express love to/irritate your spouse:

1. Email him/her the ShamWOW! Youtube video several times.
2. Every time you would normally say, "Wow!" exchange it for "ShamWOW!"
3. Go onto the ShamWOW! website and sign up your darling one to receive daily ShamWOW! emails. (They're actually more like hourly, which just makes the effort that much more worth it.)
4. Suggest that they rename their new solar energy business SolWOW! In fact, whenever you talk about the business with others, accidentally on purpose call it SolWOW!
5. Occasionally text them with one word... ShamWOW!
(Bonus #6. Shhhh... don't tell Michael! Buy a ShamWOW! for his/her Christmas stocking.)

It'll spice things up for sure.

12 comments:

Rebecca said...

This is the hardest I've laughed all week. I am literally dying over this post!

We have some friends that we play dominoes with two or three times a week (I know. We're like old people.) We often talk about ShamWOW. I don't know why. It just makes us laugh. Thanks for the tips. I'm totally going to do ALL of these things to them. My husband and I have even been thinking about a funny gift for them. Now, I know exactly what we're going to get.

Thanks for the hilarity. :)

Lori said...

I'm laughing again!!!! Thanks for the deep smile lines Laur! Mp would kill me, I MUST send it to him!

emily said...

My kids love this- Issy has the whole thing memorized!

JourneytoFamily said...

YOU are hilarious. I want some of that Mighty Putty that Billy Mays has convinced me I need.

Amy said...

I have some ShamWOWs!!!! My mom bought them at the IA State Fair and gave some to me....

ShamWOW indeed.

Hauswife said...

Don't get me wrong... I'm sure they're awesome. I just crack up at the ad!

MPHausam said...

WifeWOW

Phil Coctosen, Registered Marriage & Family Counselor said...

I think you need to come in and see me. Schedule a 6 hour initial...

Hauswife said...

Very funny... Phil...

FHL said...

ShamWOWzer!

That is hysterical! Thanks for the chuckle!!!

Hauswife said...

What's that line? "You had me at ShamWOW!"

(I can't take credit for that. Susan Cohen, you're a very funny broad!)

Haus said...

Hey, gorgeous!