There is a person we run into relatively often who is... well, kind of a Pat. Male? Female? It's hard to say. Recently, I was with the girls and Evangeline noticed him/her and, being a curious 2-year-old without a ton of volume awareness, asked quite loudly,
"Mama is that a boy or a girl?"
This person heard her and so I immediately gushed out apologies but, thankfully, he/she responded so graciously to the embarrassing question!
"It's OK. I'm a girl, sweetie."
My precious little cherub then proceeded to look at her very skeptically and asked,
"May I see your vagina?"
I almost died.
She replied, "Err... umm... well... No... Remember, that's private..."
Yep. Most embarrassing kid moment. Ever.