02 April 2009

Vanidad Goeth Before La Caída


Out to dinner in Cancún with my muchacho caliente, our waiter shyly asked me



"Are you a model?"



which put a little blush on my cheeks and some wind in my sails...

"Oh no, no, no... Gracias, señor!"

Then he put his hands out in the "I once caught a fish this big" position about nine inches on either side of his hips



and asked...



"Plus size?"









I didn't cry. Although it would have been awesome to make a huge scene bursting into tears and running out of the restaurant just for fun...



Seriously, though,

I'm boycotting that whole country now.

Forever.

That'll show 'im.

12 comments:

emily said...

You are one hot mama! I would have slapped him if I had been there, I totally should have been there--especially if I had the same lunch special you and Michael had--he would have been toast. :)

be_a_Mary said...

I'm going to kick his ass. you, my friend, are GORGEOUS. GORGEOUS.

ErinOrtlund said...

What a jerk--how could he ask a woman that? You're beautiful--he must have a skewed idea of what plus size is.

Hauswife said...

OK, I should have added the caveat that I thought the whole scene was HYSTERICAL! Such a great GUY comment... Not offensive at all. I just laughed at myself for puffing up a little when he asked the first question. Stupid vanity. No need to defend me, although I love you all for it. xxoo

Rebecca said...

Oh, puh-lease!! You are gorgeous! Not EVEN a plus size girl!

tracyamarcus said...

Those stinkin Messicans! ( I can say that too because my moms name is "Jeanas Juanita Macias")

The Redman's said...

Didn't you tell him that you're a "hotty with a naughty body"???

Tish said...

oh my! not quite culturaled in etiquette, huh?! i knew that you would be the type to laugh about it. you really ARE drop-dead gorgeous!!!! and i love th efunny photos you find for telling stories!

Brian and Autumn said...

NO!!!!!! I actually gasped out loud in horror. You have GOT to be joking. NOT. EVEN. For what it's worth I was all puffed up for you...and you are gorgeous - I didn't even think twice when you relayed the first part of the question... You should have complained to the manager and had some margaritas on the house :)

HeidiD in CT said...

Beautiful = beautiful. . . . period!

darci said...

oh wow, we were thinking about cancun...but maybe not! i'd be scared! :) i don't know you in real life, but I have to agree with all the other comments, you are one yummy mummy! (as we say in Canada)...

Brianna Heldt said...

OH MY GOSH! Seriously?! That is crazy. I kinda wish you would have slapped him. :)