29 July 2009

Most Embarrassing Kid Moment Ever

STOP! This post has been rated PG-25. Funny, but not appropriate for tender eyes. You've been warned.

(Facebook friends have already heard this story, but I have been commanded to re-tell it.)

Evangeline and the Androgenous Person

There is a person we run into relatively often who is... well, kind of a Pat. Male? Female? It's hard to say. Recently, I was with the girls and Evangeline noticed him/her and, being a curious 2-year-old without a ton of volume awareness, asked quite loudly,

"Mama is that a boy or a girl?"

This person heard her and so I immediately gushed out apologies but, thankfully, he/she responded so graciously to the embarrassing question!

"It's OK. I'm a girl, sweetie."

My precious little cherub then proceeded to look at her very skeptically and asked,

"May I see your vagina?"

I almost died.

She replied, "Err... umm... well... No... Remember, that's private..."

Yep. Most embarrassing kid moment. Ever.


darci said...

I am laughing so hard I am almost crying! oh my word! that is an awesome story. poor you! haahaahaahaa!

ErinOrtlund said...

You win! Glad the person was a good sport about it.

I'm impressed evangeline used the word "may" correctly. Smart!

megan said...

OH MY... That is so stinkin funny! I almost choked on the grapes I was eating!

emily said...

Pure awesomeness!!

Christy said...

Kids! Gotta love 'em!!!

Mandy said...

I can't stop laughing!
We named our hen Pat because she crows and we were wondering for a while if she was a girl or boy.

Eric said...

Wow, great story! Takes the cake.

Laurie, please tell your Dad and Mom that we're thinking of and praying for them from way up in the hinterlands. So glad to hear that Uncle John is home now, and many wishes for Aunt Margie's speed recovery!

Liesl said...

That is hilarious! I love Evangeline stories!!! :) So funny!

Chris and Jess said...

That is awesome. That will be a story you tell until she's like 30 and then you'll tell it some more. HILARIOUS!

Brian and Autumn said...

oh my!!!! Hysterical!

Missy @ It's Almost Naptime said...

Oh, my word.

MY Evangeline (nice name!!) and my Shepherd similarly embarrassed me in Costco once. But - not as bad as your's!! :-)

Kaira said...

How funny, awesome :)

FHL said...

Oh no!!! I would have melted right into the floor!!!! LOL!!! But that is hysterical!!!!